The trailer for CATWALK FAIL is out and up at TRAILER SHELF! It's the same trailer featured on the main page of this website! But if you want to watch it on a different website, now you have the chance!

So, yeah.

https://trailershelf.com/catwalk-fail/

Worrying too much about my looks, tediously boring hours spent being posed like a live action mannequin, feeling guilty whenever I eat a slice of pizza, there's not much I miss about modeling, except the money. 

That sweet sweet easy cash. 

That's why sometimes I'll find...

Something happened today that doesn't normally happen. My editor messaged me to say one of my articles got a particularly interesting comment, which is to say it got a comment at all, because usually my articles go out, get no response and they're gone.

Well, this comme...

As someone who has written a bi-weekly column in a paper and an agony aunt page for roughly the past six years the concept of blogging is newly enticing. Not because I can write whatever I want, I typically write whatever I want in my column and advice page--though wit...

Just checked out MCU's Black Panther and I am pumped! Stoked! I left the theater cheering!

Then I remembered it's not real.

But man, do we ever need a country to come out of nowhere and tell us it's been hiding all of it's hyper awesome high tech gear--like mag trains, a...

Twitter is a favourite spot for news, because lots of news tends to break on twitter, and sadly, I do enjoy the snark. But sometimes I read tweet after tweet that seems so illogical that it infuriates me but mostly, I keep quiet.

This time I didn't.

Reading the comments...

Why do I call my facebook page, my instagram account, my twitter handle and now my blog Big Smile No Teeth?

Because that was an order I was asked to do over and over throughout my modeling career.  I'd be in front of the camera and someone would yell, "Big smile!"  And...